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March 18, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at March 18, 2010

Ordering

Did you ever go out to eat and just can’t decide what you want the menu looks great there is like everything and anything to satisfy those taste buds of yours. But try as you might you just can’t decide what you want.Well maybe next time you go out to dinner or breakfast or lunch how about doing this just what this guy did maybe that will be on the menu and if not ask for it anyways.Hey you never know you might leave there with a very full mind but make sure you leave […]

February 24, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at February 24, 2010

A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM??

I’m sure you can imagine As plain as you can be The place is Picadilly The player He and She She whispered “Will it hurt me?” “Of course not” answered he “It’s a very simple process, You can rely on me.” She said “I’m frightened, I’ve not had this before. My friend has had it five times. And said it can be sore.” Then finally contented Laid back and relaxed a bit Quickly and readily he bent over her And then he started it It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It […]

February 21, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at February 21, 2010

Mittens

I found some mittens for those naughty hands of yours.Since those naughty little hands keep going down inside things they don’t need to be unless i say you can you can wear these over those hands of you’rs i can also make a opening to where a lock and key can be used if need be think they will little one. Minnie

February 9, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at February 9, 2010

Night Crawlers

My bones rattling My teeth grinding My heart pounding The tree limbs thumping The world spinning Everything is in movement And all u can think about Is what may be in the dark Little creatures so small and dark Big Ole creatures so crazy and strong And the one creature that runs through You like it causes pain throughout your Whole entire body Creepy Crawlers still alive Back to haunt the dead or live And now will get u whether not Your alive… jj Minnie

January 5, 2010

Published by MommyMaddy at January 5, 2010

Here are Grandma's Spectacles.

Here are Grandma’s spectacles, And here is Grandma’s hat, And here’s the way she folds her hands, And puts them in her lap. Here are Grandpa’s spectacles, And here is Grandpa’s hat, And here’s the way he folds his arms, And takes a little nap. So let us be very quiet as to not wake Grandpa up because we know how grumpy he is when he doesn’t get his nap out

October 16, 2009

Published by MommyMaddy at October 16, 2009

Halloween

Oh thats right its almost here yes Halloween is just a few weeks away then you get dress up in your costume and go trick or treating just make sure you are so very careful because we wouldn’t want you to get hurt out having fun now would we because that wouldn’t be any fun at all huh. Watch out for those ghost and gobblins they can be kind of tricky you know taking all your candy and making you wet your pants no fun is it so you see thats why you have to […]