September 22, 2010

Kidnapped and Forced into Diapers

It's time for Mommy to look for a new baby. I'm not going about it the normal or acceptable way though. I'm hunting a new baby for myself. My choice has been narrowed down to three. Potential Baby Number One is a student at the local University. He is simply adorable and I bet he could use a Mommy to pamper him and take care of him. Potential Baby Number Two is a single man in his early 30's. I've been watching him for weeks and he leaves for work so early I could nab him before the sun comes up. Potential Baby Number Three, he is a sissy. I've caught him buying panties,bras and I even caught him jerking off while driving, that is so not safe. One of them is going to be in my crib before the month is over. Mommy Lexus
January 21, 2009

drinking baby

My naughty brother got all drunk the other night. Of course babies aren’t supposed to drink, but he was silly drunk. So what happens after a night of drinking? Wet wet soaky diapers. I spent most of the call cleaning him up, and hearing him beg me not to tell Mommy he had gotten into her liquor cabinet. What a silly baby boy he was. Katie